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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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      happy little pill on snapchat

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        breakcorechoirboy:

        cknd:

        dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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        Is that Leonardo Di-Caprio?

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          insomnia-of-youtube:

          Everyone seems a bit down lately so here’s some laughing and smiling youtubers to cheer you up and a reminder that whatever is making you unhappy right now is only temporary <3

          (via youtubeaddict129)

            2,150 notes - 7 hours ago

            Bastille - All This Bad Blood

            Bad Blood (Δ

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              http://ourtroylerinfinityy.tumblr.com/post/93212677698/troyethesexynugget-ourtroylerinfinityy-i

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              troyethesexynugget:

              troyethesexynugget:

              ourtroylerinfinityy:

              I really, really like water. Drinking water, that is. I don’t get when people say that water has no taste. Because it does. Some water is better than others. And I love my water. Just thought I would put this out there. All water is not created…

              I actually like Aquafina… Idk why though
              I don’t like tap water it just doesn’t taste the same

              Well then you clearly haven’t tasted the right tap water.

              I’ll start tasting tap water wherever I go up until I taste the right one (I just hope the tap water is clean enough to taste)
              Some countries put chlorine or some other chemical or mineral in tap water

              Yeah. I would definitely not trust all tap water. Most of it is gross

              I like flavoured water.. It tastes good

              Flavored water?? Ugh. That just ruins it.

              Like if you put some lemon in it or some mint
              It tastes good especially if the water doesn’t have a special taste

              Ughhhhhh noooooo I hate anything in my water. I’m a purist. My water tastes amazing as it is.

              Sometimes water does taste perfect..
              Do you like soda water? I don’t like soda water

              ew no of course i dont like soda water. i hate getting soda water when im expecting regular water 

              I thought I was the only one who didn’t like it
              It tastes weird

              no im with you. it’s so weird. i will never understand people that like it.

              Same it tastes so bitter.. Like it’s bearable if it’s cold but when it’s not it just… It doesn’t taste the way it should

              it really doesn’t. “sparkling” water? more like stupid water

              YUCK WATER

                113 notes - 7 hours ago

                sup-im-dean:

                theconsultingrenegade:

                bestquius:

                bestquius:

                There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

                I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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                I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

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                  293,234 notes - 13 hours ago

                  relahvant:

                  look a tthis idiot i want 40

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                    oakynymph:

                    do we panic now

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                      316,226 notes - 13 hours ago

                      tipsy-arachnid:

                      taylorswiftisawinchester:

                      sad-butsassy:

                      devourer-of-gods:

                      No, this is why women survive longer than men.

                      this hurt to look at

                      actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

                      Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

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                        skellingtonstump:

                        Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this song from somewhere, and then 

                        "i wanna give you sexual rabies give me that sweet sweet monkey vagIIINE"

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                            jellybeez:

                            siderealsandman:

                            castielscheesecake:

                            ay-dougie:

                            voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

                            "waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

                            "my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

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                              347,548 notes - 14 hours ago

                              vvidget:

                              whiteboyfriend:

                              local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

                              if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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