Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
Reblog if your OTP has made you literally sob real tears, made you scream and punch something, made you happy and fluffy, made you jump on someone or something like a pillow and roll around, made you stay up late and just fangirl, and just changed your life.
I’m sorry I feel alone since I do all this
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
im a mega dragon hoh yes
Still a super hella dragon. Booya
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along